It's not hard spotting someone who could potentially be mentally unhinged. Anyone can do it. There is a certain physical criteria a crazy person seems to meet before they are categorized as such. Some smell like beef, others wear clothing from the 80's and some carry a sign claiming the end is nigh.However, I've come to notice that not only do these people have a blatant disregard for personal hygiene and style, but they also are completely unaware that a thing called hair grows on the top of their empty head. A wild and unkempt crop of protein filament** should always be the first indicator of someone's lack of brain cells. Think of it as an alarm that alerts you whenever your life, wallet or nostrils could be in jeopardy. "Stand clear! Danger! Hot!" it says with red flashing lights.
I have nothing against these people. Everyone has their problems. Not everyone that might fit this description is crazy either. Some people just have a lack of awareness for their surroundings, but nobody likes walking in the wake of someone's stench or being held up in line over a confrontation that doesn't make any sense. So I give you this simple observation that might save you some unneeded aggravation. If the hair doesn't look right, the rest of it probably isn't either.
**(a fancy way of saying hair)
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